I’m waiting around today surfing around the EcoQuest Intl site looking at stuff that kills germs hoping the doctor will hurry up and call. He’s supposed to call me with the results from my second culture. I’ve been going crazy wanting to know what’s going on, and if something is wrong with me I want to know NOW!

Thank god it’s not his wife I’m waiting on. His wife went into practice with him about 5 years ago after she finished her residency at another clinic. I can’t stand that woman. She goes by her maiden name which sounds like you’re saying “Aloe Vera”, so call her Dr. Aloe Vera. She’s a total ditz. I honestly don’t see how she made it through medical school, and after treating me and screwing up twice I vowed to never let her touch me again.
Men may stop reading here if you don’t want to read about gross female body stuff.

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